Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat